so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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