so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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