This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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