IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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