David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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