Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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