i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She's like a pop up book from hell.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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