Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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