i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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