just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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