i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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