he wants to bone in the snuggie
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So squirting runs in the family.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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