she looked like the before picture.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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