Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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