I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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