Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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