My liver just broke up with me...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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