If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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