that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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