Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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