But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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