You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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