I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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