Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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