why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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