Whod you bang
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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