he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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