Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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