Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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