I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Randomize