we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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