you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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