I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
What drink are we having for lunch?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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