Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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