Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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