If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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