Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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