Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Well I just put wine in my tea
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Randomize
