This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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