It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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