Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.