Will you blow on my dice?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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