Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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