No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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