I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
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i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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