Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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