please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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