yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Everything about him screamed your future.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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