This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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