Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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