Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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