Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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