these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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