Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
How external is "for external use only"?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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